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EasyThreads added GalaxyBat64 to the group. 10/30/2024 01:24
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*setting up the buffet*
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Now we're talking.
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Zephyr BOT 10/30/2024 01:28
Oh hells yeah
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A little bit late though. Fernessa wanted to do it at 7:30pm
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Well next time, we just put her on the menu, my mother did always tell me I should eat more greens...
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She's not a vegetable....
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Zephyr BOT 10/30/2024 01:31
Are you sure? She reminds me of Broccoli
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It's a race called Eladrin. They're Fae.
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She's a sheltered one, isn't she. It's called sarcasm honey... You'll get used to it someday...
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I....sort of was....
01:40
If you think about it...
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Couldn't tell...
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I'm at least book smart!
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Yeah, but reading about life, isn't the same as living it... Zepher!!!! I said something profound!!! SEE!!!! I'm not always a sarcastic ass!
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I lived my life....Till it was taken from me....
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Zephyr BOT 10/30/2024 01:48
I already had a feeling you weren't. just most of the time *She kissed his cheek*
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Well let me just say, for a corpse, you don't look half bad... So... do you like... just eat brains or something or......
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No, I'm just a goddess now
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Shit is that all we gotta do to become dieties is die? *tosses Zepher a dagger* I'm ready...
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Only if you're married to a diety
01:57
Marry one, Become one
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Fine, I accept your proposal...
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Zephyr BOT 10/30/2024 01:58
*Wheezes*
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I wasn't proposing
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No need to be shy about it. After all. Isn't Poly sorta the norm for you people up there? So.... I don't know about you, But I want a big wedding. Lots of people to look at me and be jealous..... And a good musician. If they're not crying by the end of it, i'm not paying...
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I'm not marrying you. You're a fucking jackass
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shifts No... this is a jackass... But hey.. if you're into animals... We can make it work....
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No. Go fuck yourself. Marry somone who's dumb enough to put up with you. *leaves*
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*shifts back* I ALREADY DID THAT!!!!!! *he yells*
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Zephyr BOT 10/30/2024 02:05
I love this Jackass.
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❤️ 1
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Jokes on her... she set up all this food and won't be here to eat it... *grabbing an apple, sitting down and taking a bite*
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:07
*sits down to fill a plate of food*
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Zephyr BOT 10/30/2024 02:08
*Grabbing a small, essentially. cobb salad before sitting with Zarin*
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:11
*eating quietly*
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What's with her? *nodding towards Val*
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:29
*smiles a bit*Nothing. You wouldn't get it. Trust me
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*looks at Zepher* Did this bitch just call me stupid? *stands up, looking at her* Try me!
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:31
Feeling like everyone hates you just because you're the spawn of someone who hurt them?
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Count yourself lucky, at least you know who you are... For what seemed like forever, I didn't...... And when I found out, turns out, I wasn't the belle of the ball either... Difference is... I don't give two shits about what everyone else thinks I should be. Or hells, who they think I am... I'm me, I'm not who I was, nor am I where I came from, I am who I choose to be, no more... no less...
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:36
*manages to form an actual smile*...That's actually really good advice....
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*Drags Mr. Babble with him* I need a wheely chair.
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Of course it is... it's my advise.... Who's the idiot and the guy being dragged by the idiot? (edited)
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:38
No idea. Don't know them
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Valorie makes a Deception check!
1d20 (18) + 5 = `23`
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Hey VAl. *He waves and smiles*
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`🎲9`
Rolled: 1d20+6
[3]+6 ➜ 9
02:39
He seems to know you though....
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:40
Maybe he saw me in passing...
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Valorie makes a Deception check!
1d20 (**1**) + 5 = `6`
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Passing what? Gas? No.. this dude knows you... How?
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Val ? It me Mr.muscles
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:40
Uhhh.....Tavern?
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Valorie makes a Deception check!
1d20 (4) + 5 = `9`
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`🎲25`
Rolled: 1d20+6
[19]+6 ➜ 25
02:41
*cocks an eyebrow*
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:41
We're...Allies
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Can someone get wheely chair ?
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I see why you keep him around... next to him... everyone looks smart... Well... good luck with... well... that... *gets up to get some more food*
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:43
I don't have a wheelchair, Buddy
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*Looks confused* But I need it for Mr. Babble. *points at Salen*
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Wheelchairs? *grabbing some cake* Piece of cake... HA!!!! GET IT!!!! CAKE!!!!!! *holding his slice up and walking out* CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 02:45
I like that little guy
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Why is there a kid in here ?
02:50
And why do you have a beard like me ?
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Now you can get your own wheelie chair... *mumbling under his breath* child.... like i'm a child.... stupid giant with his stupid... stupidness..........
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*Towers over him* Please sir I need it for my friend. He no walk. Please help. I sorry
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Fine... Gizmo, take one of the dining room chairs and fix it for him... *gizmo whirls*
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*Points at robit* What that ?
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That's Gizmo..
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A Gizbo ? What a Gizbo ?
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Metal friend....
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*Tries to pick it up* I want metal friend.
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I wouldn't....
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Narrator BOT 10/30/2024 03:04
Gizmo tazes the giant, enough to knock even him on his ass...
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Do that.......
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YOU FUCKER ! I WAS TRYING TO BE FRIENDS ! *Eyes glow blue in anger*
03:07
VAL ! HE HURT ME ! METAL BITCH SHOOK ME !
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Narrator BOT 10/30/2024 03:08
Gizmo buzzes and whirls in defiance
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It wasn't that bad...
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Narrator BOT 10/30/2024 03:08
Gizmo has his blowtorch and tazer out
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HE THREATENS ME !
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 03:10
What do you want me to do?! I'm not his master! Nor do I speak "Beep Boop"!
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*Tries to tell Gizbo that I want to be friend* Beeb Bob bop bezel bop beeb.
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Narrator BOT 10/30/2024 03:14
Gizmo, clearly offended, tazes him again and is now attempting to leave treadmarks on his face, "leaking oil on his face"
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That was uncalled for.... Gizmo; *rolls out back to the lab, leaving the wheelchair half finished*
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Does that mean we friends ?
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Don't look at me, i'm not telling him....
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Wheelchair not done.
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Valorie BOT 10/30/2024 03:16
*sneaks out the door*
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Valorie makes a Stealth check!
1d20 (7) + 7 = `14`
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Val ? VAL ! *Looks around* Oh well. Wheelchair not done. Can you fix please ?
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Yeah... sure... *puts on the other wheel*
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Yay it fixed.
03:21
*Puts Salen into the chair* Come Mr. Babble. *Salen babbling*
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Dinner and a show.... *enjoyed watching the giant get tazed... again....*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 10/30/2024 03:24
Uhhh Yeah! Good show. *sitting down to eat*
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*Mr. Babble and zero the idiot leave*
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